so today we were working in groups at school and there is a hole by the wall that no one has every paid attention to so when i scooted my desk over my desk fell in the hole and i screamed and my teacher turned to me and said “wow stop making such a big fuss” and i was like “wow really so there is a hole in your floor that you never told us about and you expect me to be calm when my chair jerked suddenly are you serious what would have happened if i died” and he said “well then ill just go to your funeral”

im pretty sure he wants me suspended because i told him “wow okay now if you wake up strapped to a table in a dark room it is because i snuck into your house and sold you to the cuban govt you asshole”